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          Biography's Jack Perkins takes a look into the life of Tiger Woods and the influences of Earl Woods that made his son a champion golfer..



          Saturday Night Live Transcripts


          Season 2: Episode 5










          76e: Steve Martin / Kinky Friedman

          Plato&#;s Cave

          Written by: Michael O&#;Donoghue

          Narrator &#; Don Pardo
          Gregory &#; Michael O&#;Donoghue
          Francesca &#; Jane Curtin
          Suki &#; Gilda Radner
          Herbie &#; Dan Aykroyd
          Guitarist Juan &#; Chevy Chase
          Poet Rodney &#; Steve Martin
          Blind Negro Jackson &#; Garrett Morris
          Comedian Shelley &#; John Belushi
          Dancer Isadora &#; Laraine Newman

          [Beat music: piano, bongos, flute, bass.

          Close-up of aceiling lamp.

          Original sound - Huggy.

        1. Original sound - Huggy.
        2. Jack Perkins Voice-Over: If you want to know the story of TigerWoods, you need to know the story of his father, Earl Woods..
        3. Biography's Jack Perkins takes a look into the life of Tiger Woods and the influences of Earl Woods that made his son a champion golfer.
        4. Here's a trip back to an "A&E Biography" spoof where Tim Meadows plays Tiger while Tracy Morgan plays dear old dad Earl Woods.
        5. This would be the perfect opportunity to run the YouTube clip of the Saturday Night Live "Biography" sketch of Tiger (Tim Meadows) and Earl.

          6. We pull back and down to reveal atypically dark and smoky beatnik bar of the late sas a superimposed text scrolls by.]

          Narrator V/O: [reads the text] In the s, acommon need to rebel against the Establishment drewtogether certain writers, artists, poets and thinkers,distinguished by their unconventional attitudes,behavior and clothing.

          They were known as &#; theBeatniks.

          [A couple of signs (one in glowing blue neon) indicatethat we are in PLATO&#;S CAVE. Cigarett